"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream