things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
