my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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