I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize