I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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