The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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