Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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