I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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