cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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