Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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