I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He shit in the fireplace
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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