Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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