I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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