I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
two words...techno handjob
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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