do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
