It's like God shit irony all over that family
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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