Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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