Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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