Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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