I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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