@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You dont lie about slip and slides
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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