Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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