That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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