just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
