just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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