I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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