Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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