After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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