sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
