Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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