My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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