I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize
