I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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