Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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