I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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