It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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