Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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