So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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