I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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