I am puke
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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