ya dads aren't the best wingmen
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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