Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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