if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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