Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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