I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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