found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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