he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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