You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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