Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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