Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
