the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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