I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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