That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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