We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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