butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
you made out with another girl for some wings
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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