doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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