One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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